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"Nice to see you"

"Hi John...I'm (fill in blank)....nice to meet you."

"Ummm...yeah....we've met....a few times actually..... *i casually ignore offered handshake*"

2 thoughts on this one.

I didn't do a good job making an impression. Me?? I tell dick-jokes to nuns. You could easily say I've made a bad impression, but impression made.

or

The clueless joe has the attention span of a tsetse fly. I recently saw a guy that I hadn't seen in 15 yrs and had only met about 3 times total. I detailed the party bus that the group of folks rented that night (leave the previous sentence alone, please). He vaguely remembered, but it had been 15 yrs...I can live with that....funny side note....I said to him "It must have been 10 yrs or more." ..... he replied " has to be over 12 yrs, I've been locked up since '98"

So moving forward unless you can say 100% that you've never met the person, shake their hand and say "Nice to see you."

It's vague enough to fit all scenarios....including recently released felons...you wouldn't want to piss him off.

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Allison said…
big fan of the "Nice to see you". it irritates me when people say nice to meet you when i can see in their faces we have met! ugh! people are idiots. i also love that that guys said must have ben 12...classic!
July 22, 2010 at 2:21 PM
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